Welcome to Will Ashmore's place!





Kneel down and worship me your new God. A few things you should know about your master:


  • A. You must wear a boy scout uniform every Thursday night between the �hours of 7pm (EST) and 10am (PST).
  • 2. You must stop eating the flesh of other animals, and if 18 or �over, take up cigar smoking.
  • D. You must pray; and convert your lost friends to my doorstep.


    Ohm......Ohm......Ohm diggy diggy bop


    Willum Coolios Chp.1 v23 "...I am your God, and today I gift you with heavy metal music".

    Bilbo Moreash Chp.38 v11 "...Dee Snyder is the anti-christ.."

    All praise direct to your God at [email protected]